The Republic of Asantia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adam Rila with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.226 billion Asantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markador. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Asantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,070 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the official Asantian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asantia's national animal is the River Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Asantia is ranked 9,868^th in the world and 1^st in Beastopia for Nicest Citizens, with 33.49 average smiles per day.