by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,285thMost Influential: 2,740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,736th
The Fabricated Reality of
Left-wing Utopia
State-sponsored playtime
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.111 billion



The Fabricated Reality of Arestorkopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Facillitor with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.111 billion Arestorkopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfytown. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arestorkopian economy, worth 99.0 trillion pipecleaners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,138 pipecleaners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and Facillitor's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Comfytown generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arestorkopia's national animal is the woozle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Arestorkopia is ranked 48,289th in the world and 2,155th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,280.09 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,285thTop
Most Influential: 2,740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,736thMost Pacifist: 5,575thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,059thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,470thSafest: 8,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,289thNicest Citizens: 8,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,845thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,968thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,712thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,120thHealthiest Citizens: 14,904thMost Developed: 15,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,311thSmartest Citizens: 17,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,648thBest Weather: 19,262ndHighest Drug Use: 20,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,333rdMost Secular: 21,583rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,217thMost Income Equality: 24,062nd
Most Pacifist: 317th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 338th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 369th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 420th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 425th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 433rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionNicest Citizens: 466th in the regionSafest: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 511th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 524th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 598th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 757th in the regionMost Inclusive: 760th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 833rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 862nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 879th in the regionMost Developed: 884th in the regionMost Influential: 892nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 907th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 948th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 968th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 169 » Pasargad, Corfad, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Newpromisedland, Orado, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Notyoutopia, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Former English Colony, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Great Bights Mum, Crusadam, Aerilia, Ethnon, Yaorozu, Navsland, Koda-Land, Pallaith, Cretox State, Shadowrik, Empy, Lulubellia, Brucklania, Kazoo Basin, El Fiji Grande, The Pantheons, The Tampa Bay Rays, Kragsgale, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Sunto, Sundred, Dreadton, Bankowiata, Selfgradatude, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, North Bratislava, Sevinland, Pytong, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Joodey, and 119 others.Kocherian, East Akra, The Serdey Islands, 1 very fast endotarter, Kranostav, WeKnow, Andexia, Loutsland, Draconian Progression, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Strongwill, Valentine Z, The Pleiads, Fauzjhia, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Wilkshire, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Tvers, The Jerichowan Country, Cereskia, Malta Comino Gozo, Xipher, Mecca-Switzerland, Heilhum Imperius, Sikol, Hewani, Climeria, Ozstan, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Seijitsu, Colfes, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Ellbonnia, Venicea, Star Kingdom, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Nalver And, Xentherida, Maratabat, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Hyphen, Que Lukustinardon, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, The Republic of Free Peoples, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Muqatil, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Patrician, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Glurponia, McMasterdonia, Volstokn, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Kromi, Greater Afroeurasia, Aoncarpa, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Tyirza, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Religioncord, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Simone Republic, Free Salvation, Alexander the Magnus, Super Girl, Shahrukh, BTProductions, Xyrron, Uzbek Khan, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Fraystonia, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Siberian Workforce, Korean-Joseon, The Calabash Protectorate, and Seanat.

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