The Confederate States of Anagonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mileethus Canisilus with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 35.168 billion Confederates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anagonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,580 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 272,425 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anagonia's national animal is the Drekamythian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drekanity.

Anagonia is ranked 5,898^th in the world and 3^rd in Esvanovia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.68 law-abiding acts per hour.