by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,496thMost Authoritarian: 18,005thLargest Retail Industry: 20,383rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God is with us
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

3stlant

Population563 million

CurrencyEstonian crown
AnimalLynx

The Dictatorship of 3stlant is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 563 million 3stlantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The 3stlantian economy, worth 34.3 trillion Estonian crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,875 Estonian crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3stlant's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

3stlant is ranked 153,260th in the world and 326th in The Black Hawks for Most Average, scoring 29.48 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,496thMost Authoritarian: 18,005thLargest Retail Industry: 20,383rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 3stlant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, DDT is used widely to repel disease-carrying insects.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, 3stlant has designated 3stlant City as its capital city.
  • : 3stlant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in 3stlant, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

View Forum posts

Report