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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,430thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,485thFattest Citizens: 6,333rd
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142

Population1.138 billion

CapitalSterliza
LeaderMixboard
FaithDiscord

CurrencyFeet Pics
AnimalGru

The MEME of 142 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mixboard with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.138 billion Shed FM Followers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sterliza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The thriving Shedders economy, worth 80.4 trillion Feet Pics a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 70,647 Feet Pics, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 142's national animal is the Gru, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discord.

142 is ranked 83,029th in the world and 2nd in The Shed FM for Most Average, scoring 39.97 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,430thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,485thFattest Citizens: 6,333rdTop
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Most Primitive: 11,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,188th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 142, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in 142, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.

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