The Official Account of 10KI WA Secretariat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by WA Secretary with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.617 billion 10KI WA Secretariatians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Secretary City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The large but inefficient 10KI WA Secretariatian economy, worth 115 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,300 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on 10KI WA Secretariatian roads, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 10KI WA Secretariat's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secretarianism.

10KI WA Secretariat is ranked 41,933^rd in the world and 652^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,106.44 Tourists Per Hour.