The Pogue Warriors of 1-502nd Airborne Inf is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 37.499 billion 1-502nd Airborne Infians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panmunjom. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 1-502nd Airborne Infian economy, worth a remarkable 8,290 trillion jumpwings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,082 jumpwings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, love means always having to say you're sorry, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. 1-502nd Airborne Inf's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

1-502nd Airborne Inf is ranked 276,197^th in the world and 2^nd in Korea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.