The Most Primitive in Washington DC
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Washington DC is ranked 16,049th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Xei | Civil Rights Lovefest | “RIP” | |
| 2. |  The State of Magnastious | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Just That” | |
| 3. |  The District of Brascotia | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Jerry Zimmerman | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The State of Corruptona | Psychotic Dictatorship | “How much” | |
| 6. |  The Building of The United States Capitol | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In God We Trust” | |
| 7. |  The State of Walfischbucht | Conservative Democracy | “Unity, Liberty, Justice” | |
| 8. |  The State of Washington Circle | Civil Rights Lovefest | “RIP” | |
| 9. |  The State of One Observatory Circle | Father Knows Best State | “done” | |
| 10. |  The United States of The White House | Right-wing Utopia | “The White House” |
