The Union of Democratic States Board

Zebruski wrote:

send in the men letsdoodis

Zeneste fake-invades Zebruski from the North by sea with Naval support. "Nothing will get through our navy!" Says Zenestian colonel.

Zeneste invades from the South by land, supported by the aircraft.

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Zebruski, and 2 othersZedotopia, and Spoela

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Zeneste wrote:

Zeneste fake-invades Zebruski from the North by sea with Naval support. "Nothing will get through our navy!" Says Zenestian colonel.

Zeneste invades from the South by land, supported by the aircraft.

while us in the other hand

hold a blockade made up of infantry,artillery and tanks and got support from the air force

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, and Zedotopia

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Waroklion

Breaking News
After the refusal to acknowledge war crimes committed on Waroklionian’s by the nation of Blackacre, the Prime Minister of Waroklion, Cornelius Ice contacted the leader of Blackacre in an attempt to mend the issue. This recording shows how things went.

Recording

Cornelius Ice: “What was that from your diplomats yesterday?”
Blackacrean Leader: “Refusal to acknowledge propaganda of course.”
Cornelius Ice: “It isn’t propaganda, it’s crimes committed by your nation which has been led by your party since its creation.”
Blackacrean Leader: “Call it what you will, your Republic will always be inferior to us.”
Cornelius Ice: “Our Republic’s death rate is 50 times lower than your nations.”
Blackacrean Leader: “At least we don’t make propaganda and fake war crimes.”
Cornelius Ice: “Fake?! Locking 5,000 Waroklionion’s in a building and setting it on fire isn’t fake! Skewering babies on bayonets isn’t fake! From now on we will never contact you again!”

End of Recording

Kantobliv, Kingdom of sacento, Zebruski, Dusendord, and 2 othersZedotopia, and Fremore

Zeneste

Zebruski wrote:

while us in the other hand

hold a blockade made up of infantry,artillery and tanks and got support from the air force

"FIRE!" The Zenestian Navy launches bags of corn starch into Zebruskian Tank brigades. Three hits and one is out.

-amerlca- wrote:

and I nuke both of you

(Are the nukes just giant bags of fertilizer or something lol)

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Zebruski, and 2 othersDusendord, and Zedotopia

Liberal americas

Zeneste wrote:

"FIRE!" The Zenestian Navy launches bags of corn starch into Zebruskian Tank brigades. Three hits and one is out.
(Are the nukes just giant bags of fertilizer or something lol)

I nuke you too

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Zeneste, Kingdom of sacento, and 4 othersZebruski, Dusendord, Zedotopia, and -amerlca-

Spoela

Zeneste wrote:

"FIRE!" The Zenestian Navy launches bags of corn starch into Zebruskian Tank brigades. Three hits and one is out.
(Are the nukes just giant bags of fertilizer or something lol)

In the meantime time we are bombarding with pizzas

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Zeneste, Kingdom of sacento, and 3 othersZebruski, Dusendord, and Zedotopia

Zeneste

The Glorious Regime of Fremore

Edited

Liberal americas wrote:

I nuke you too

A letter is sent to Liberal americas:
Please stop nuking us we're not actually at war.

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Zebruski, and 2 othersDusendord, and Zedotopia

The Glorious Regime of Fremore

Practice wars? That's something I can do...

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Zebruski, and 2 othersDusendord, and Zedotopia

Help! My economy is now planned by an AI!!

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Zebruski, Dusendord, and 1 otherZedotopia

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-amerlca- wrote:

and I nuke both of you

that not allowed

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Dusendord, and 1 otherZedotopia

Zeneste

Zebruski wrote:

that not allowed

You wanna invade America?

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Zebruski, and 2 othersDusendord, and Zedotopia

Zeneste wrote:

You wanna invade America?

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hell yeah

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Kingdom of sacento, Dusendord, and 1 otherZedotopia

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-amerlca- wrote:

and i nuke both of you again bro

didn't see the text that proves that you nuke us

Kantobliv, Waroklion, and Zedotopia

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-amerlca- wrote:

because I nuked the text aswell, and then I nuke you again

hmm makes no sense

Kantobliv, Waroklion, and Zedotopia

Dusendord

-amerlca- wrote:

and i nuke both of you again bro

Dusendord is willing to broker a peace deal. No nukes please. At most you can fling pies at each other.

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Zebruski, and Zedotopia

Spoela

What about chimical weapons that use the smell of durian but 30 times powerful

Kantobliv, Waroklion, Zebruski, Zedotopia, and 1 other-amerlca-

Waroklion

Here’s the Waroklionian government expenditure converted into numbers.

Waroklionian Government Expenditure of 63.7 trillion Waroks

Defence: 11.3%, 719,810,000,000 Waroks
Education: 14.5%, 923,650,000,000 Waroks
Environment: 7.9%, 503,230,000,000 Waroks
Healthcare: 11.6%, 738,920,000,000 Waroks
Industry: 8.6%, 547,820,000,000 Waroks
International Aid: 4.1%, 261,170,000,000 Waroks
Law and Order: 9.1%, 579,670,000,000 Waroks
Public Transport: 4.3%, 273,910,000,000 Waroks
Social Policy: 7.2%, 458,640,000,000 Waroks
Welfare: 8.9%, 566,930,000,000 Waroks
Administration: 12.4%, 789,880,000,000 Waroks

Kantobliv, Zebruski, Dusendord, Zedotopia, and 1 other-amerlca-

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Dusendord