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The Safest in The Skeleton Army

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The Skeleton Army is ranked 14,041^st in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Undignified Melodrama of The Bone of Contention	Tyranny by Majority	“Shining with a thin, moony radiance”
2.	The Many Skellingtons of The Skeleton Army	Corrupt Dictatorship	“The Warrior Skeleton Queen's minions”
3.	The Dominion of Ramatupacs	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Another”
4.	The Eight legged skeleton spider of Shelob	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Shelob”
5.	The Crypt of Tupac	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“theskeletonarmy.wordpress.com”
6.	The Gardening Tool of A Spade	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Beerquila and Roses”
7.	The Lich Please of Necromancers of Thanateros	Father Knows Best State	“Do unto others as you would be done by, but do it first”