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Edmundian Pluto wrote:

The WACC officers grip their weapons tighter

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SCUMBAGS? THIS IS A NEUTRAL SCIENTIFIC BASE! WE AREN'T INVOLVED WITH YOUR WAR AGAINST SCUM!"

dusk tilts her head in confusion.

"The official bounty hunting organisation of Reality one has you labelled as scum so i must crush you no matter how much you oppose."

Pingu armada wrote:

He gets out a map...

"This map contains the location of the lost city and a treasure which could make your colony Edmundian pluto extremely powerful if you go get it before those children do."

The Agent examines the map carefully

"Well, is this place owned by anybody? I want to make sure before we launch a full-scale incursion into foreign territory..."

Pingu armada

H-y-d-r-a organization

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

"Nothin'. I'm just a kid from Brooklyn!"

"You could have the power of the gods! Yet you wear a flag on your chest and think you fight a battle of nations! I have seen the future, Captain! There are no flags!"

Pingu armada

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

The Agent examines the map carefully

"Well, is this place owned by anybody? I want to make sure before we launch a full-scale incursion into foreign territory..."

The spy nods.

"It seems to be uninhabited but there still might be the original people living there and their legendary weapons...."

Pingu armada wrote:

dusk tilts her head in confusion.

"The official bounty hunting organisation of Reality one has you labelled as scum so i must crush you no matter how much you oppose."

The WACC Commander lowers his weapon slightly

"What do you mean, the official bounty hunting organisation? We've never heard of it..."

Pingu armada

H-y-d-r-a organization wrote:

"You could have the power of the gods! Yet you wear a flag on your chest and think you fight a battle of nations! I have seen the future, Captain! There are no flags!"

"NOT MY FUTURE!"

H-y-d-r-a organization

Pingu armada

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

The WACC Commander lowers his weapon slightly

"What do you mean, the official bounty hunting organisation? We've never heard of it..."

"That's not it's true name but we bounty hunters don't tell scum it's true name."

H-y-d-r-a organization

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

"NOT MY FUTURE!"

"You are deluded, Captain. You pretend to be a simple soldier, but in reality you are just afraid to admit that we have left humanity behind. Unlike you, I embrace it proudly. Without fear!"

Pingu armada wrote:

The spy nods.

"It seems to be uninhabited but there still might be the original people living there and their legendary weapons...."

"Right..."

The Agent weighs up the options. The last thing he wants is to get in trouble with the WA for launching a potentially illegal mission...

Pingu armada

Pingu armada wrote:

"That's not it's true name but we bounty hunters don't tell scum it's true name."

"Look, there must have been some mistake. We aren't scum at all. None of us have criminal records..."

Pingu armada

H-y-d-r-a organization

Edmundian Pluto
Hydra Soldier : [the lone survivor of an attack] Sir, we fought to the last man...

Red Skull : Evidently not.

[blasts the soldier]

Pingu armada

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

"Right..."

The Agent weighs up the options. The last thing he wants is to get in trouble with the WA for launching a potentially illegal mission...

The spy sighs.

"I doubt that it will be illegal but it still might have natives of some kind but we should be able to get rid of them if we ambush."

Pingu armada

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

"Look, there must have been some mistake. We aren't scum at all. None of us have criminal records..."

"Criminal records don't matter to a bounty hunter."

Dusk prepares to fight...

Pingu armada wrote:

"Criminal records don't matter to a bounty hunter."

Dusk prepares to fight...

"Then how do you determine who is a scum and who isn't?"

(I thought scum were criminals?)

Pingu armada

H-y-d-r-a organization wrote:

Edmundian Pluto
Hydra Soldier : [the lone survivor of an attack] Sir, we fought to the last man...

Red Skull : Evidently not.

[blasts the soldier]

"The price of freedom is high..."

H-y-d-r-a organization

Pingu armada

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

"Then how do you determine who is a scum and who isn't?"

(I thought scum were criminals?)

(Most of the time but bounty hunters kill without question.)

Dusk starts walking towards them.

"Anyone who our leader determine as filth."

Pingu armada wrote:

The spy sighs.

"I doubt that it will be illegal but it still might have natives of some kind but we should be able to get rid of them if we ambush."

The Agent has a brainwave

"Hey, instead of a forceful incursion, we could just do a simple smash-and-grab op. We'll send a tac-team over, they could go in, retrieve the artifacts and they will be in our hands..."

Pingu armada

H-y-d-r-a organization

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

"The price of freedom is high..."

Johann Schmidt : Yggdrasil. Tree of the world. Guardian of wisdom. And fate, also.

[discovers a wooden drawer, uncovers the Tesseract]

Johann Schmidt : And the Führer digs for trinkets in the desert.

Pingu armada

Edmundian Pluto wrote:

The Agent has a brainwave

"Hey, instead of a forceful incursion, we could just do a simple smash-and-grab op. We'll send a tac-team over, they could go in, retrieve the artifacts and they will be in our hands..."

The spy nods.

"That sounds interesting but it will take you a week to get to this location and it's located in reality 516."