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Ban Oldern why do you press like on every message?

Lbaniya wrote:Ban Oldern why do you press like on every message?

force of habit at this point honestly

Dang 7 Messages

Ban Oldern wrote:force of habit at this point honestly

fair enough

Kargagania wrote:hey guys! the recruitment email had me at queer lol. Gay anarchist here

Hooray! You'll fit right in.

It looks like I'm the 569th most eco-friendly nation in the world. Considering there are 294,478 countries, it's not so bad.

Kargagania wrote:hey guys! the recruitment email had me at queer lol. Gay anarchist here

Never thought I'll see the day that someone declares themselves as a gay anarchist, but here I am in NationStates and I absolutely love this!!

Lanassia wrote:It looks like I'm the 569th most eco-friendly nation in the world. Considering there are 294,478 countries, it's not so bad.

And top 300 in nudity. Your doing really good in stats, wow-

Carovinia wrote:And top 300 in nudity. Your doing really good in stats, wow-

210th in fact! I guess anything in top 1% is kinda neat, so add weather, welfare and environmental beauty to the pile.

Ban Oldern wrote:Thing I did for a little bit where I canonically turned the moon into a stoat and also allowed submissions for who would get turned into what animals.

Good times, good times.

Then again, that did turn me into a wererabbit so.

Alr so lost track of time a bit but y'all want the prismaglyph thing back so

its open yet again. Gonna do the transformations every week instead of every month because that was a rlly long time to wait. ANYWAY...
The current list is below, if anyone wants to sign up you can either tell me on the RMB or shoot me a telegram for it and I'll add you to the list. Also, if anyone on the list wants to turn back into a human, we can do that as well.

List wrote:Tiralta: gray tabby I guess
The Blue Fire: orange cat
Voinarx: maine coon cat (looks epic ngl)
Estebere: calico cat
Morrigan: ragdoll cat (orange?)
Araine: osprey
Pantumaca: anglerfish
Chacapoya: arctic tern
Boxiia: box jellyfish
Cheesy Tots: albatross
The Pacific Northwest: black cat (with a beaver tail because yes)
Silliy: Giant isopod (spiffy roly-poly who lives underwater)

Disclaimer: This is an entirely unofficial thing for RMB roleplay purposes brought back by popular demand (and boredom) and is in no way affiliated with my official duties as a councillor (no matter how much I may wish to turn all the libjunct writers into seagulls with three dozen keystrokes), nor is it necessarily binding for RMB roleplay, so long as you are in a roleplay where this isn't involved.

Lanassia wrote:210th in fact! I guess anything in top 1% is kinda neat, so add weather, welfare and environmental beauty to the pile.

I’m 1% in one thing exclusively.

I’m super high in it, actually.

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⠞⠓⠑ ⠅⠁⠗⠑⠝ ⠛⠕⠞ ⠞⠕⠕ ⠍⠁⠙ ⠎⠕ ⠎⠓⠑ ⠎⠓⠥⠞ ⠉⠓⠁⠗⠁⠉⠞⠑⠗⠁⠊ ⠙⠕⠺⠝ :(

Kargagania wrote:hey guys! the recruitment email had me at queer lol. Gay anarchist here

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Ban Oldern wrote:snip

Changing to rabbit

Estebere wrote:Changing to rabbit

epic

Antarean Republics wrote:Never thought I'll see the day that someone declares themselves as a gay anarchist, but here I am in NationStates and I absolutely love this!!

It’s on Wikipedia look it up lol it started in Germany in the 20s

Ban Oldern wrote:Alr so lost track of time a bit but y'all want the prismaglyph thing back so

its open yet again. Gonna do the transformations every week instead of every month because that was a rlly long time to wait. ANYWAY...
The current list is below, if anyone wants to sign up you can either tell me on the RMB or shoot me a telegram for it and I'll add you to the list.

I sat next to the waters, waving rhythmically against the stoney shore. The sun rose high in the sky, casting everything in a beautiful orange glow, contrasting the vast greenery around me. I basked in its heat, enjoying every last drop while I could before it disappeared into the horizon. The trees swayed with the whistling wind, and the birds chirped melodies to it in response. One landed in the waters ahead, causing a splash that rippled into the lake.
However, it quickly flew away at the sound of noisy footsteps which were getting louder and louder. Laughter came with, and two young kids ran into view. One pushed the other into the water, splashing everywhere, which got me soaked. They played in the water for hours, pretending to be swamp monsters, catching the flaming orange phoenix catfish, and just generally having fun. To my surprise, one picked me up and threw me across the lake. I bounced and bounced, making it to about the centre before I sank deep down into the blue-green waters. As day turned to afternoon, they skipped so many stones across the water that I wasn't sure there would be any left on the shore. Luckily a dinner bell had sounded, and they scampered off home.
The fish around me finally came out of hiding, once again filling the waters with what I can only describe as a sort of chaotic highway of sea creatures. Beautiful blues and glinting green scales swam past, never ceasing their movement throughout the waves. Jellyfish floated around me, stinging anything in its path. A cluster of cats attempted to swat at a giant isopod crawling through the waters. A giant isopod? What? Oh, nevermind, that wasn't important.
I could no longer bask under the sun, and reasonably, I was quite upset by this. I missed the days when I was human. When I would splash through the waters, and be called by the sound of a bell. When I could whistle like a bird, swaying through the forest with the trees. Those were the days. The days before I was cursed to be just a stone. I'll admit, I might have deserved it a bit. I spent my time sneaking throughout the bustling streets of Hjuin, stealing Oleri out of the pockets of passersby, always finding the trickiest ways to evade their vision: Pretending to accidentally bump into them so their wallets fell, or swapping them out with items of similar weight, Indiana Jones style. It wasn't the most decent way to make a living, but it was mine.
That was until I met this odd wizard. I had gone about the day, stealing Oleri from people, when I saw someone with their back turned in a dark foreboding alleyway. It had looked a bit odd, but I didn't think much of it. Looking back, I really should have. I went about my old shtick of swapping things, but they caught me! There was this bewildered, insane look on their face. I could never forget it. The bags under their eyes were deep, but not as deep as the pits that were the eyes themselves. They hunched over a paper, with a hastily scrawled list on it. It contained names of neighboring nations, along with corresponding animals.
I swore I heard them mutter "animals for the roleplay... animals for the roleplay!", but before I could even process what was happening, they pointed a twisted wooden wand at me, and I was turned into a stone!
They started yelling. "Nobody messes with Doje Kryqu Rykan Wystwnlyq III! Nobody! No cat, no bird, no anglerfish, jellyfish, isopod, and especially no stone! You will never get me. Never!!!!!", they laughed maniacally, and stored me in their pocket before running off.
I was pulled, bounced, and jangled around in their pocket as they sped away. I had no clue what was going on, nor where we were going. It was not until what seemed like hours later that I was finally taken out, and tossed next to a lake. The wizard once again sped away, never to be seen again, at least not be me anyhow.
And that's where I am now. Sunken at the bottom of the lake, surrounded by odd creatures, alone. Afternoon turned to night, and the cicadas screeched in the trees, replacing the singing of the birds. I was sulking in my spot, when I noticed a flashing light above me. Then another, and another, until the whole sky was filled with them. Fireflies! They danced above the waters, and although they were a bit blurry, I could still tell what they were. They looked like blinking stars, scattering the night sky. Honestly, it was beautiful, and I couldn't stay upset for long with the sight above me.
Maybe being a stone was alright? The view was wonderful, and I just couldn't shake the feeling that I wanted to stay here forever. Why not make the best of a bad situation? I settled into my spot, and continued watching everything around me. The ever moving environment could never bore me. I came to terms with with what I had been given, knowing what had happened had happened, whether I liked it or not. No bell nor sun ray could surpass this feeling. It could barely even match it. I knew then in my heart, what I truly had ever wanted, was to be a stone.

ok basically could I be a stone :3

Tuluni wrote:
-snip- (rlly cool story tho, read it pls.)

(no, seriously, click the broken rectangle in the top right corner of this quote and read it.)

(now.)

ok basically could I be a stone :3

uh... well uh... that's... I mean, uh...
I could turn you into like... a rock elemental maybe? some sort of dragon-esque rock elemental? like maybe you could in some way become a stone for a little bit just to sorta chill, just like relax in front of some scenic spots but... like...
I mean if you're sure you wanna be a rock permanently or in a fixed timeframe, then I could maybe see about doing it, but if you might have doubts about this, at any time, and want to change back, it'd be just about impossible unless you submitted to Her Lunar Erminess's hivemind established some sort of link with Her Erminess.

Don't take this that I think it's weird, it's definitely an absolute mood, it's just... I'm not really super comfortable doing something that drastic without some sort of... what's the word... like a failsafe? eh... close enough I guess, without some sort of failsafe or backup system. If you really want to, though, I'll put you on the list as a rock and you'll turn on Monday.

also, great desc. might put the weird chaotic neutral wizard as Atten because him being just a BNN newsboy is not enough, he needs to have meds to be off of every so often.

yk its funny because I roleplay as Ban Oldern, the country, and then I kinda adopted a character for the RMB that's a lil more goofy silly than I am, he turned into a mad scientist cuz I got bored, then I had a separate guy to separate Discord from the RMB and now he's becoming a character of his own...

how deep does the rabbit hole of character creation to excuse slightly different actions in different places go? are the forums next? actually, better question, is JRD (the character not my discord account) the fursona I said I haven't had for a good year now? did I finally graduate from entry-level furry? and what does JRD do for a living, exactly? is he the ambassador to Refugia? a magician? maybe he's some sort of wizard who works at like some Banoldi government agency? so many questions. so few answers.

I must characterbuild. It is inevitable. I must —
wait, am I a character now?

well sh–
credits roll

Ban Oldern wrote:Alr so lost track of time a bit but y'all want the prismaglyph thing back so

its open yet again. Gonna do the transformations every week instead of every month because that was a rlly long time to wait. ANYWAY...
The current list is below, if anyone wants to sign up you can either tell me on the RMB or shoot me a telegram for it and I'll add you to the list. Also, if anyone on the list wants to turn back into a human, we can do that as well.

Disclaimer: This is an entirely unofficial thing for RMB roleplay purposes brought back by popular demand (and boredom) and is in no way affiliated with my official duties as a councillor (no matter how much I may wish to turn all the libjunct writers into seagulls with three dozen keystrokes), nor is it necessarily binding for RMB roleplay, so long as you are in a roleplay where this isn't involved.

Woah, can I be a deer or a hummingbird.

Aeline wrote:Woah, can I be a deer or a hummingbird.

sure. do you have a preference? because if you don't, I will probably just say "deer with, like, really big hummingbird wings" or "hummingdeer" or something like that and have you figure out how that works because honestly I have no clue. all I'm doin here is writing stuff down

Ban Oldern wrote:sure. do you have a preference? because if you don't, I will probably just say "deer with, like, really big hummingbird wings" or "hummingdeer" or something like that and have you figure out how that works because honestly I have no clue. all I'm doin here is writing stuff down

Hmmm, ill just be a deer

Aeline wrote:Hmmm, ill just be a deer

alr, sounds good! I'll put you down in the next list

Ban Oldern wrote:"deer with, like, really big hummingbird wings"

Imagine a deer with a set of normal hummingbird wings

Or worse, several blanketing its entire body

Estebere wrote:Imagine a deer with a set of normal hummingbird wings

Or worse, several blanketing its entire body

lol I can just imagine a deer with some tiny hummingbird wings flapping crazily to get off the ground.

Ban Oldern wrote:Alr so lost track of time a bit but y'all want the prismaglyph thing back so

its open yet again. Gonna do the transformations every week instead of every month because that was a rlly long time to wait. ANYWAY...
The current list is below, if anyone wants to sign up you can either tell me on the RMB or shoot me a telegram for it and I'll add you to the list. Also, if anyone on the list wants to turn back into a human, we can do that as well.

Disclaimer: This is an entirely unofficial thing for RMB roleplay purposes brought back by popular demand (and boredom) and is in no way affiliated with my official duties as a councillor (no matter how much I may wish to turn all the libjunct writers into seagulls with three dozen keystrokes), nor is it necessarily binding for RMB roleplay, so long as you are in a roleplay where this isn't involved.

Ooo cool. Could I be an Arctic Fox? Big tail go brrrrr

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