The Lowest Crime Rates in New Hypertension
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Kingdom of England and North Ireland | Democratic Socialists | “This Green and Pleasant Land” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Atherosclerosis | Corporate Bordello | “Fighting for Every Heartbeat” | |
| 3. |  The Hyperian Community of Archimedes Constant | Anarchy | “3.14159265358979323846...” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Golden Ratio | Anarchy | “1.618033988749894848204586834...” |
