The Safest in Mountbatten
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Mountbatten is ranked 20,356th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Tai Palace | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 2. |  The District of Charge d Affaires | Conservative Democracy | “Governance” | |
| 3. |  The State of Unternehmensgeheimpolizei | Corporate Police State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 4. |  The District of Mountbatten House | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The District of British Royal Family | Corporate Police State | “God Save the King” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of James Stirling | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Capital” | |
| 7. |  The State of Royal Hibernia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The State of Buckingham House | Corporate Bordello | “Empire” |
