by Max Barry

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SQUEAKITY SQUEAK!

Congratulations! You are a featured region!

And most Importantly, Thirteenth on my adventure!

Who would've thought! An Ancient Lands region!

A cruise ship arrives, and an announcement is made, but without the famous, melodic horn. "The MV Feature Cruise has arrived at Madagascar! Welcome aboard! Another name snipe, I see. On another topic, do you have any replacement horns? The original ones seem to have broken."

Congrats on your featuredness! Could I interest you in some traditional Norwegian Flatbrød or some Swedish Kaffe?

Also, Happy Easter!

As a train pulls into the Madagascar train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at Madagascar station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Madagascar station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on my liking of the region): Premium Coach Class

As Featured Airways Flight 232 has pushed back from the gate, A last farewell to Madagascar is heard over the intercom.

*Flight 232 Depats MGR* Keep climbing!

Just before the cruise ship departs, another announcement is made. "Alas, we're late again. Sailing to another region, thanks!"

The Chime of the Closing Doors of the The Featured Region Express is heard as the train toots its horn and speeds off to the next region.

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