The Safest in Keep of Darkness XL
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Keep of Darkness XL is ranked 20,163rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kand Silleche | Democratic Socialists | “Voting and Democracy” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Greentree Islands | Authoritarian Democracy | “Justice, Democracy, Loyalty” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Mobs Chir Imple | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right, And We Are Mighty” | |
| 4. |  The People's Imperial Republic of Jair Tizu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Power and Industry” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of East Ayrirgica | Father Knows Best State | “We Will Vote, Because This Country Is Democratic” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Jas Slotan Ond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of St Teiopo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Someone Vult. Always.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Har Lithion Bil Con | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Duchy of Caritsteria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Communist Empire of Blamiteria | Tyranny by Majority | “Communism shall rule the world!” |
