The Most Primitive in FNAF
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, FNAF is ranked 24,423rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Vanny | Democratic Socialists | “Are You Having Fun Yet?” | |
| 2. |  The Circus of the Dead of Sister Location | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I can’t fix you” | |
| 3. |  The Toxic air filled land of FNAFia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Be wary of the Sulphurous Seas.” |
