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I’ll send it over on a tank and you could even keep the tank if you want
Mine too, who wants meth?
I'll take a dozen
A dozen? Folsom's name, have you seen the size of these things?
Ok, how about 5?
Curious. What do you plan to do with that many engines, exactly?
I will build more ships to manage our needs for exporting goods
I'll have your word, "Armed Republic"
Ok, we will provide transports for all the engines
I have two announcements to make.
Firstly, for those of you who remember my moon cannon, I have built a second one dedicated entirely to pointing threateningly at Ashwood Donner.
Secondly, I am hiring out my military as a 'protection service' against the pirates who currently plague our waters (this protection does not apply to Brutagian privateers, but instead reduces their chances of attacking by 5%)
What? Why us?
But why though, what did we ever do wrong?
oh good, let's hear it. -And I still want to know why you are aiming your moon cannon at us
Brutagia We would like to buy a moon canon.
You appear to have missed the implications spectacularly. I'm building a mars cannon, thanks to an excellent suggestion by Trans girls and monkeys.
I have no particular reason for aiming the massive moon cannon at you, I just rolled a 5.618 sided die and decided that way.
In other news, I am in debt and would like to take out some large loans.
Humn. I guess that makes sense... Somewhat.
The banks of Gladys and the drowning fish would be happy to offer their banking service. (Just ignore the interest rate of 32% every week)
I'll take it!
Now change that interest rate to -1% or I fire both moon cannons.
Man I was just scrolling through the past RMB stuff and it's weird to think that my first ever post way over 200 days ago-
(Spits out drink)
I'm 90% sure that this would count as a violation of the treaty I have with Brutagia.
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