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Post by Fascist supremacy suppressed by Sand Glass.

Fascist supremacy

Sergeant Belmora from The Fascist Union suggested this as a song for The Black Brigades
"I am a soldier for the Black Brigades!
I am a soldier for our glorious cause!
I am a soldier for the collective liberty!
I'm a Fascist, Rah!
Fascist, Rah!
Hooooo Rah!"
What do you think?

Subgu, Ii armeekorps bayern, and Glazed lighting

Post by Yes virginia suppressed by Sand Glass.

Yes virginia

Arriva, Gigi l'Amoroso
Croqueur d'amour, l'oeil de velours comme une caresse
Gigi l'Amoroso
Toujours vainqueur, parfois sans coeur
Mais jamais sans tendresse
Et la, devant la foule, il a chante
Zaza, luna caprese, o sole mio

Subgu, Fascist supremacy, and Hispano-america

Post by Hispano-america suppressed by Sand Glass.

Hispano-america

And the melody? You think that we should create a new melody or take a pre-existing one?

Post by Glazed lighting suppressed by Sand Glass.

Glazed lighting

On the topic of the song, I quite like the idea proposed by Sergeant Belmora, and as for the melody, I think we could use the tune of "Sieg Heil Viktoria".

Subgu

Post by Hispano-america suppressed by Sand Glass.

Hispano-america

Glazed lighting wrote:On the topic of the song, I quite like the idea proposed by Sergeant Belmora, and as for the melody, I think we could use the tune of "Sieg Heil Viktoria".

If anyone don't know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quJShTcyqow

Subgu, Ii armeekorps bayern, and Fascist supremacy

Post by Agrarian ubermensch suppressed by Sand Glass.

Agrarian ubermensch

Canto delle Brigate Nere

http://YouTube.com/watch?v=mSpzdk25XYk

Subgu, Fascist supremacy, Vettiburg, and Hispano-america

Post by Vettiburg suppressed by Sand Glass.

David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the the prime minister asked the class if they could think of an example of a tragedy.
A little boy stood up and said, 'If my best friend is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Cameron, 'That would merely be an accident.'
A little girl stood up and said 'If a school bus carrying thirty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not', said Cameron, 'That's what we would call a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other kid volunteered. Cameron searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the class and said, 'If a plane carrying you and all the Tory M.P.s was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Cameron, 'And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a fuc**** accident either

Agrarian ubermensch, The weimar republik, Glazed lighting, Fascist supremacy, and 3 othersYes virginia, Amsen, and Hispano-america

Post by Glazed lighting suppressed by Sand Glass.

Glazed lighting

Vettiburg wrote:David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the the prime minister asked the class if they could think of an example of a tragedy.
A little boy stood up and said, 'If my best friend is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Cameron, 'That would merely be an accident.'
A little girl stood up and said 'If a school bus carrying thirty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not', said Cameron, 'That's what we would call a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other kid volunteered. Cameron searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the class and said, 'If a plane carrying you and all the Tory M.P.s was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Cameron, 'And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a fuc**** accident either

Absolutely hilarious.

Vettiburg

Post by Vettiburg suppressed by Sand Glass.

Glazed lighting wrote:Absolutely hilarious.

ikr. thank you.

Post by Fascist supremacy suppressed by Sand Glass.

Fascist supremacy

Vettiburg wrote:David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
So the the prime minister asked the class if they could think of an example of a tragedy.
A little boy stood up and said, 'If my best friend is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
'Incorrect,' said Cameron, 'That would merely be an accident.'
A little girl stood up and said 'If a school bus carrying thirty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not', said Cameron, 'That's what we would call a great loss'.
The room went silent. No other kid volunteered. Cameron searched the room.
'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the class and said, 'If a plane carrying you and all the Tory M.P.s was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Cameron, 'And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'
'Well,' said little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a fuc**** accident either

Just the response I expected from a true Scotsman, William Wallace, Sean Connery, and Alex Salmon would be proud.

Vettiburg

Post by Octanus prime suppressed by Sand Glass.

Octanus prime

We need to password this region soon. How long will it take?

Post by Ii armeekorps bayern suppressed by Sand Glass.

Ii armeekorps bayern

Octanus prime wrote:We need to password this region soon. How long will it take?

These details are not to be discussed on the RMB.
- Die grossen deutschen reich, Captain of The Black Brigades.

Post by Octanus prime suppressed by Sand Glass.

Octanus prime

Ii armeekorps bayern wrote:These details are not to be discussed on the RMB.
- Die grossen deutschen reich, Captain of The Black Brigades.

Sorry about that. I wasn't aware.

Ii armeekorps bayern and Vettiburg

Post by Ii armeekorps bayern suppressed by Sand Glass.

Ii armeekorps bayern

Octanus prime wrote:Sorry about that. I wasn't aware.

Not a problem :)

Post by Visigoth empire suppressed by Sand Glass.

Visigoth empire

That story is so funny. I still find it odd how all the polls indicated over half of Scotland supported succession then lost by 1 or 2%. As England doesn't do anything for Scotland but take their money and use it for roads in London and welefare for refugees.

Post by Yes virginia suppressed by Sand Glass.

Yeah but in Scotland they have Buckfast... That's the secret weapon.

Post by Vettiburg suppressed by Sand Glass.

The Story So Far

A troubled country called Brasilistan has abducted Vettiburgian tourists and sent them to work in diamond mines in appalling conditions. You gathered your advisers and decided the best course of action was war; immediate and violent.

The Issue

This is a grim day in the history of Vettiburg. Today, Vettiburg goes to war. All eyes are on officials in Vettiburg City, waiting with bated breath to learn what form the coming conflict with Brasilistan will take.

Post by Vettiburg suppressed by Sand Glass.

The Story So Far

Your government's response to Brasilistan holding some Vettiburgian citizens hostage was to bomb the living daylights out of cities with heavy population densities.

The Issue

Vettiburg's recent indiscriminate bombing of a population centre in western Brasilistan has not only attracted accusations of genocide from the international community, but also promises of sending military aid to Brasilistan to defend themselves from you!

Post self-deleted by Vettiburg.

16 hours ago: Sand Glass was banned from Right to Life by Culture of Life.

lol, does that mean I'm free to have an abortion?

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