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The Most Devout in Wellington

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sultanate of Primordial Zealand	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Life is like a book: we are all waiting for it to end.”
2.	The State of Breault	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Forget It”
3.	The Queen's State of Huron Bruce	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
4.	The State of Pomerode	Father Knows Best State	“Germany Intelligency”
5.	The District of Drake Wellington	Anarchy	“Above and Beyond”
6.	The District of Caveira	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Community”
7.	The State of Herring Cove	New York Times Democracy	“Closer to the heart”
8.	The State of Chalcedon	Anarchy	“As Far As I Know”
9.	The Queen's State of Jenufz	Capitalizt	“Island hopping”
10.	The State of Risa One	Anarchy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”