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The Fattest Citizens in Warsaw

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Mortimer Roads	Anarchy	“How much do you feel”
2.	The Queen's State of Amy Fournier	Anarchy	“Forgetting what”
3.	The Queen's State of Benelope	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Room to move”
4.	The State of Santa Catarina	Free-Market Paradise	“Deus salve o Imperador”
5.	The Queen's State of Global Forum	Corporate Bordello	“Peace”
6.	The State of Vialat	Right-wing Utopia	“colonial”
7.	The State of Salarajno	Civil Rights Lovefest	“black first”
8.	The State of Varsava	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Semper invicta”