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The Safest in Vatican

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Roman Catholic Diocese of S-Hertogenbosch	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Luce et fructu”
2.	The Palm Tree Paradise of The Pink Feather	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Think Pink”
3.	The Deep Dark Nest of The Avian Brotherhood	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Tweet. Tweet, tweet. Oh, tweet, tweet, tweet.”
4.	The Completely Hippy Free Land of Beatha	Democratic Socialists	“Is Mise Puipéad”
5.	The Democratic Republic of Vicinaleneo	Democratic Socialists	“Conquestum ad Felicitatem”
6.	The Holy Empire of Franciscvs	Democratic Socialists	“Fearless in Faith”
7.	The Failed Ideas of Liberal fighters	Capitalist Paradise	“Taxing the citizens to bankroll the lazy.”
8.	The Empire of The Azorians	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
9.	The Little Commonwealth of Saint Theresa	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace, my children.”
10.	The Theocracy of The Holy Roman Empire	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser”

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