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The Fattest Citizens in Valkia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Valkia is ranked 379^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Thaumatarchic Interzone of Darussalam	Anarchy	“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
2.	The Routien Commonwealth of Comrade Commisar	Father Knows Best State	“Gold, Glory, and Commonwealth.”
3.	The Holy Incorruptible Tsardom of TURTLESHROOM II	Capitalist Paradise	“The Future Is In the Past!”
4.	The Republic of Hiluxia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Our Artillery is guided by God!”
5.	The Colony of The Incorporation and Gerry	Father Knows Best State	“There is no one, true way.”
6.	The Oppressed Peoples of The Holy Virgin Mother	Moralistic Democracy	“An unjust law is no law at all”
7.	The Republic of Seceria	Moralistic Democracy	“Right and truth”
8.	The Commonwealth of Barboneia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Sininen Vesi, Valkoinen Kentät, Harmaa Taivas.”
9.	The Absolute Monarchy of Greater Mushroom Kingdom	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Let's-a Go!”
10.	The People's Republic of Lynxcia	Democratic Socialists	“Unitat Durin Sosialiser, Sosialiser Durin Hadwyn”