The Safest in Valentine Day
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Valentine Day is ranked 6,942nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Clarissa the Happy and Cheerful Robot | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Hello! And welcome to my humble home, ha ha! ^^” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Klarissa Summer de Hopeful Moeder Natuur | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I will watch over every single part of Nature!” | |
| 3. |  The Ghost Ship of UNSC Bastion | Authoritarian Democracy | “Where the hell are we?” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Foresittend Marcus Alan Ariel Reynolds | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A quote on quote nation for Marcus.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Valentijn De Vrij En Sierlijke Valkyrie | Democratic Socialists | “I have my own nation?! How far is this going?” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover | Democratic Socialists | “This is totally not a secret spy base. Move along.” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Alien Stars | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We dominate, one world at a time!” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Field Marshal Jacob the Mad Doomguy | Democratic Socialists | “Rip and Tear!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Clarke Hattori the Assassinating Colonel | Democratic Socialists | “I specialize in... neutralisation.” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Adriana the Polish Robot | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What are you looking at? ^^” |
