The Rudest Citizens in Union of Allied States
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Semi-Confederated Federation of Chokoku | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Brightest Lights, Brightest Citizens” | |
| 2. |  The Prime Estates of Capital Markets | Anarchy | “Long calls, short VIX” | |
| 3. |  The Jewish State of Israel of Liberal Malaysia | New York Times Democracy | “AM YISRAEL CHAI!!!” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Zetox | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Great Gazoo!” | |
| 5. |  The Free People of Tzur | Anarchy | “Freedom for all” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Handal Ands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “With the Strength of the People” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of American Thanelaw | New York Times Democracy | “Justice. Honor. Freedom.” | |
| 8. |  The Commoners Republic of Delmarva and Cape May | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Deus solus est rex.” | |
| 9. |  The Open Principality of Eco-Paris Reformation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Unis, réformés et ouverts.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Arsinka | New York Times Democracy | “May art and science defend and nourish our realm.” |
