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The Most Stationary in Uganda

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Sayres	Capitalist Paradise	“Home Afar”
2.	The State of Chase Morrison	Capitalist Paradise	“Caring is the beginning”
3.	The Queen's State of Seven Mile	Anarchy	“done gone too far”
4.	The State of Nuestro Himno	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Star Spangled Banner”
5.	The State of Quarter-Master	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Eventually, I'll Get There”
6.	The State of Anna Stacia	Corporate Police State	“Try As I Might”
7.	The Colony of Mary Ann	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Vacation”
8.	The Queendom of San Joaquin River	Corporate Bordello	“We Will Endure”