The Highest Drug Use in Treylandian Union
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Geminite Junimos | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Free Desert Empire of Cactus Kingdom | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Long live the free cacti of the world!” |
