The Most Primitive in Trading Cards
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of ZimbleII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of IndiCard2 | Moralistic Democracy | “Hail Indusse” | |
| 3. |  The Trading Rainbow Bird of BR Arliz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Arliz' Trading Cards Ambassador!” | |
| 4. |  The Sold Out Soul of Jeffrey | Moralistic Democracy | “Free parking!” | |
| 5. |  The Gantaroin kingdom of Gantaro | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Now that your Under our spell -MLP” | |
| 6. | The Cards go here of Ocala Stockpile | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Keep reading my motto” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Prosecution Jarrett | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Justice will prevail” | |
| 8. | The Dictatorship of Con Ins Lallakerscak alt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of MK23 | Capitalist Paradise | “Are you calling, darling? ” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Just Belive” |
