The Most Primitive in Trading Cards
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Trading Cards is ranked 23,867th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of ZimbleII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Trading Rainbow Bird of BR Arliz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Arliz' Trading Cards Ambassador!” | |
| 3. |  The Sold Out Soul of Jeffrey | Moralistic Democracy | “Free parking!” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Con Ins Lallakerscak alt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of MK23 | Capitalist Paradise | “Are you calling, darling? ” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of Fortillian Trading Card Wallet | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Not Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Prosecution Jarrett | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Justice will prevail” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon | Corporate Police State | “Just Belive” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of Termite Overminds | Moralistic Democracy | “I am cute and chubby” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of Utrachiasa | Authoritarian Democracy | “A wise man once said, BE YOURSELF” |
