The Nicest Citizens in Top Hat Kingdom
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
As a region, Top Hat Kingdom is ranked 995th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mantodea of Praying Mantis | Left-Leaning College State | “Not just any bug” | |
| 2. |  The Pop Kingdom of Michael-Jackson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A star can never die” | |
| 3. |  The Literally Me of Danny Boy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Swing music, Jazz. Phooey!” | |
| 4. |  The Prankster of Danny Rebus | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I can turn any sentence into a rebus” | |
| 5. |  The Spectral Enigma of Ghost Train | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Forgotten by time” | |
| 6. |  The Wind of Destruction of -Monsoon- | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Memes the DNA of the soul” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Sorrow of Sad Penguin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “......” | |
| 8. |  The Chaotic Neutral Power of Anyway I started blasting | Civil Rights Lovefest | “But it's a lucky thing I had my pieces” | |
| 9. |  The Undead Ska Band of Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You're dead right mate” | |
| 10. |  The Forgotten Imperfect of The Wink | Left-Leaning College State | “Do you believe in magic?” |
