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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in toilet arsonist appreciation society

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, toilet arsonist appreciation society is ranked 2,480^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Porcelain Inferno of Toilet Arsonist Appreciation Society	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Up, down, in, out, public, private, we set all ablaze.”
2.	The Toilet Full of Urine And Explosive Diarrhea	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I'm Going To Need A Few Minutes”
3.	The Fiefdom of Female Supremacy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
4.	The People's Republic of Squathead Ted	Left-Leaning College State	“This looks like a nice place to poop.”