The Fattest Citizens in The Universal Allegiance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Universal Allegiance is ranked 348th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of The Souppeonnce | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2. |  The Military Republic of The Cloud Peoples | Capitalist Paradise | “We build cities in the clouds” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Sain Islesh | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
