The Smartest Citizens in The Slagg Heap
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Slagg Heap is ranked 1,277th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Glenda Slagg Redux | Authoritarian Democracy | “Let’s face it. Everything below the waist is kaput!” |
