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The Nudest in The Skeleton Army

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Gardening Tool of A Spade	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Beerquila and Roses”
2.	The Lich Please of Necromancers of Thanateros	Father Knows Best State	“Do unto others as you would be done by, but do it first”
3.	The Eight legged skeleton spider of Shelob	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Shelob”
4.	The Crypt of Tupac	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“theskeletonarmy.wordpress.com”
5.	The Many Skellingtons of The Skeleton Army	Corrupt Dictatorship	“The Warrior Skeleton Queen's minions”
6.	The Dominion of Ramatupacs	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Another”
7.	The Undignified Melodrama of The Bone of Contention	Tyranny by Majority	“Shining with a thin, moony radiance”