The Highest Economic Output in The Sea of Love
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Traffic Islands | Left-wing Utopia | “Slow Down And Take It Easy” | |
| 2. |  The Municipality of Washington River City | Left-wing Utopia | “The self-righteous take a short walk to destruction” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Neniariip | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Don't Look Back” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of New-Ludington | Civil Rights Lovefest | “God grants prosperity and peace” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Marivina | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All According to Providence” | |
| 6. |  The Land of David Eric | Civil Rights Lovefest | “God Provides and Sustains” | |
| 7. |  The Irradiated Chairquico of Jefferson Starship | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Carry the Fire” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Pablo Cruise | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Love Will Find a Way” | |
| 9. |  The Land of Crumbaker | Left-wing Utopia | “Faith, Honor, and Peace” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Logebakia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Equality Justice Liberty Opportunity” |
