The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Sea of Love
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Benisos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of CheeseSnackistan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fromage!” | |
| 3. |  The Land of Crumbaker | Left-wing Utopia | “Faith, Honor, and Peace” | |
| 4. |  The Land of David Eric | Civil Rights Lovefest | “God Provides and Sustains” | |
| 5. |  The Irradiated Chairquico of Jefferson Starship | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Carry the Fire” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Logebakia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Equality Justice Liberty Opportunity” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of LSN69 | Father Knows Best State | “Love One Another” | |
| 8. |  The Royal Domain of Margrasio | Left-wing Utopia | “God Provides” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Marivina | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All According to Providence” | |
| 10. |  The District of Montrose | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Hey, gurrrl!!” |
