The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Region of No Rejection
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Too-Many-Options | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of The Phi Beta Kappa Society | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ΦΒΚ” |
