The Fattest Citizens in The Potato Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Potato Alliance is ranked 8,300th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 5 | Capitalizt | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 4 | Capitalist Paradise | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Ica | Anarchy | “A me” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 6 | Corporate Bordello | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 7 | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 2 | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of Woah-Crikey- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Captain Potato | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I can do this all day.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 3 | Libertarian Police State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Wisching for Potatoes 1 | Left-Leaning College State | “Mission Accomplished” |
