The Most Compassionate Citizens in The Oldest House
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Deuteragonist of Elizabeth Comstock | Anarchy | “Smother him in the crib” | |
| 2. |  The Director of Jesse Faden | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We must contain what we can not yet control” |
