The Smartest Citizens in The Nudist Dreamland
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 998th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nya Världen of Nya Varlden | Democratic Socialists | “Att vara eller inte vara.” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Nudist Republic of Vurted | Democratic Socialists | “Nudity is a state of mind” | |
| 3. |  The Least Serene Republic of Tmutarakhan | New York Times Democracy | “You go your way, I go mine” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of A Following Wind | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Manitouwadge | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “It's cold!” | |
| 6. |  The Dreamers of Zonzibar | Moralistic Democracy | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” |
