The Fattest Citizens in The Land of Kings and Emperors
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Land of Kings and Emperors is ranked 9,301st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Overkingdom of Sheeptopia | Corporate Police State | “Not in sheep we trust, but in SuperSheep the Wondrous” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Azulastan | Corporate Police State | “Agni Kai!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Onderkelkia | Corporate Police State | “TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Ezlion | Corporate Police State | “By Force, We Wield All” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Empire of Armus Republic | Moralistic Democracy | “One Flag, One Nation, One Empire” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial United Directorates of Thauria | Corporate Police State | “We Tread Where We Please” | |
| 7. |  The Divine Royal Family of The House of Habsburg | Capitalist Paradise | “In defeat, malice; in victory, revenge” | |
| 8. |  The Overlord Dynastic Empire of The Sun King Dinasty | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For HM The Sun Emperor Lewis, Believe, Obey, Fight!” | |
| 9. |  The Enlightened Empire of Horasia | Anarchy | “Hyveellä ja Esimerkillä” | |
| 10. |  The Czardom of Russia of Rusexico | Father Knows Best State | “С нами Бог” |
