The Highest Drug Use in The Internationale
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse | Left-wing Utopia | “Whoever will be free must make themselves free” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Socialist Slovenia | Left-wing Utopia | “Naprej zastava slave!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Puuppie | Left-wing Utopia | “Do Whatever!” | |
| 4. |  The Red Fleet Marines of Lyrical International Brigade | Left-wing Utopia | “Crowned heads, wealth and privilege may well tremble...” | |
| 5. |  The Allied States of Youserbistan | Left-wing Utopia | “Egality, fraternity, poverty” | |
| 6. |  The Internationale Custodian of The Commune of la Guillotiere | Left-wing Utopia | “The Internationale unites the human race!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Anarcho-Europe | Left-Leaning College State | “Vivat Mater Anarchia!” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Hertalin | Left-wing Utopia | “Democratia et aequalitas” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Loviatar | Left-wing Utopia | “Warmth in the North” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Zyrnyn | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “On The Wings Of Eagles” |
