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The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Illuminati

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, The Illuminati is ranked 724^th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Third Social Alliance of Alragone	Democratic Socialists	“Without power, you can affect nothing”
2.	The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre	Left-wing Utopia	“We don't know.”
3.	The Free Land of LLFP 1	Anarchy	“Lifespan for the Other Person, Too”
4.	The Councilist State of Grand Perunia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Be Happy”
5.	The Black and White of The New World Order	Anarchy	“When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life”
6.	The PRIORY of SI0N	Tyranny by Majority	“Deus Ex Machina”
7.	The Eyes Wide Shut of International Banking Cartel	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Problem, Reaction, Solution”
8.	The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati	Moralistic Democracy	“Keep the keys safe!”