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The Nudest in The Hill

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Armed Republic of The Cutest Bunnies	Democratic Socialists	“Help Bunny take over the World”
2.	The Flagon of Tawny Port	Democratic Socialists	“Aged for 10 Years in Cherry Wood Casks”
3.	The People's Paradise of The United Good	Democratic Socialists	“Try it ... you'll like it !”
4.	The Apolytonian States of Grant Park	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Suspicion Breeds Confidence”