The Safest in The great german lands
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of The Great Germany | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Wir sind der großartig Rennen” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Llacrian Islands | Corporate Police State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Rogue Germany | Father Knows Best State | “God praise Great Germany” |
