The Most Rebellious Youth in The Goose Pond
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bewilderbeasts of Cow Tools | Left-wing Utopia | “Tool use is what separates Cows from other animals” | |
| 2. |  The Velikoye Knyazhestvo of Novgorod-Pskov | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Is it not time to fulfil Marfa's sacred legacy?” | |
| 3. |  The Tsar of the Taiga of Siberian Tiger | Left-wing Utopia | “A tangerine splash amongst the frost” | |
| 4. |  The Specimen of Basselope | Left-wing Utopia | “Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Mice and Otters | Capitalist Paradise | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kazi Newrinkhand | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of A Grand Admiral | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Sheltering Succor of She-Wolf | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “La loba en celo saluda a la luna” | |
| 9. |  The Dancing Vanguard of Black Swans | Left-wing Utopia | “A Rare Bird in the Land” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of 3rd SAFTian Squadron | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Workers of the world, unite!” |
