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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Galactic Empire of Britain

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of The Land of PelicansInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We fly so high”
2.The Empire of The Ithican EmpireCorporate Police State“The wise goddess brings us wisdom.”
3.The Hyena Sultanate of The Democratic Ethiopian EmpireCompulsory Consumerist State“Why be sad when you can laugh?”
4.The Queendom of New Coraline CityCapitalist Paradise“All Hail Empress Coraline!”
5.The Eternal Doge-Viking empire of DogeheimNew York Times Democracy“From strength comes responsibility. Bear it wisely.”
6.The Grand Empire of Britain 2 Electric EmpiralooRight-wing Utopia“One for me, none for all”
7.The Liberal Tribe of Coyote CaliforniateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We will eat your flesh...and your garbage.”
8.The Aztec Empire of Alternate reality AmericaIron Fist Consumerists“Don't trust the colonists.”
9.The Protectorate of FluttertoniaLeft-Leaning College State“You’re very intimidating...”
10.The Space Israelites of Exodus in SpaceIron Fist Consumerists“In the Lord God we trust”