The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Funian Puppet Region
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Creationist Theory of Jihia Sulon | Moralistic Democracy | “Jihia Sulon est dacum mortem. Whatever that means.” | |
| 2. |  The Rick of Never gonna say goodbyeeee | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Love Rick” | |
| 3. |  The Do Puppets Faster of Landoffunpuppet2 | Father Knows Best State | “We Puppet very hardily, or do we hardily puppet?” | |
| 4. |  The Puppet Supreme Definitely of Landoffunpuppet5 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Puppets, puppets, and puppets.” | |
| 5. |  The Best Puppet We Think of Landoffunpuppet15 | Father Knows Best State | “Puppeting all Day!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of The Moss Boss | Psychotic Dictatorship | “MOSS!” | |
| 7. |  The Rick of Never gonna run around and | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Love Rick!” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Puppeting Nation of Landoffunpuppet29 | Father Knows Best State | “Puppets” | |
| 9. |  The Rick of Been going on | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Love Rick” | |
| 10. |  The The Thirteenth of Landoffunpuppet13 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Thirteen Puppets? A Bit Unlucky?” |
