The Largest Retail Industry in The Funian Puppet Region
The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Creationist Theory of Jihia Sulon | Moralistic Democracy | “Jihia Sulon est dacum mortem. Whatever that means.” | |
| 2. |  The Armed and Angry Republic of We Angry | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Don't Like You” | |
| 3. |  The Arcade Game of Sacagawea | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Who cares about mottos” | |
| 4. |  The Mobile Puppet Legend of Landoffunpuppet9 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We move in style!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Biblical Squirrels | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dunno really” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Civil Fun | Father Knows Best State | “We don't argue - that much at least.” | |
| 7. |  The Labor Loving Land of Albanese but he is fun | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Albanese!” | |
| 8. |  The Atlantassian Lemings of Vasstats | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Pound of Cheese” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Le Fun Francais | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hon Hon Hon” | |
| 10. |  The Second Best Puppet Of Funia of Landoffunpuppet19 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Puppets are the Best!” |
