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The Nicest Citizens in The Flying Fishes Bait Shop

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

As a region, The Flying Fishes Bait Shop is ranked 20,179th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Glamping RV of Camp HostCivil Rights Lovefest“Camping is In-Tents!!”
2.The Cajun empire of Mermaids of the BayouCompulsory Consumerist State“Slay the WICKED unbelievers!”
3.The Rogue Nation of The Alligator KingLibertarian Police State“Bigger than the biggest animal on the planet!”
4.The Swampy AMMO Storage Area of IYAAYASCivil Rights Lovefest“Keep Your Powder Dry!”
5.The Blazing Hot Frontier of MORNINGCALMNew York Times Democracy“Dadgum it’s hot!”
6.The High Shaman of Zia ThunderbirdsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Thunder-Thunder-Thunderbirds-Ho!”
7.The Legendary Squadron of Zeppelin DriversInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fly High”
8.The Angling Paradise of Grizzled Old FishermanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It’s Fish O’Clock Somewhere!”
9.The Feu Follet of PURPLE BIGFOOTInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hhaarrgghh-Umph!”
10.The Eternal Greatness of Pelican EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“The weak shall perish. All hail Pelicania!”